maybejustified:

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

This. Is. Perfection.

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit.

(Source: -andrews)

therivanqueen:

erindizmo:

stickthisbig:

anatsuno:

hellotailor:

MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.

I VOTE YES WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE.

APPROVED.

done

It’s settled, then.

(Source: space-bees)

captainlanta: nightmarenurse: minty-burps: LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER oh my god he has them on child leashes I can’t yes this is good

captainlanta:

nightmarenurse:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

oh my god he has them on child leashes

I can’t

yes

this is good

digatisdi: sajina: Wait what. YAAAAAY

digatisdi:

sajina:

Wait what.

YAAAAAY

metatronis: iamheathen: a-childhood-in-a-nutshell: This is the story of how … the Earth died. #I am willing to ship this to The End of Time Itself oh okay Aaawwww yeeee

metatronis:

iamheathen:

a-childhood-in-a-nutshell:

This is the story of how … the Earth died.

#I am willing to ship this to The End of Time Itself

oh okay

Aaawwww yeeee

(Source: yiyangwang)

fungii: buttfuckerletgo: OH MY GOD #FUNGII #DIS 4 U iF MY HAT GROWS BY 4CM A MINUTE BUT DOES nOT INCREASE IN DIAMETRE AND ALSO YOUR hAIR GROWS SIDEWAYS BY 3.7CM A mINUTE AND alSO MY HAT CURVES AROUND bACK TO MY HEAD WHILE YOUR HAIR REACHES THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE WORLD IN 4 HOURS WHO WAS PHONE? I hope this is the ENTIRETY of the game. Nothing more, nothing less.

fungii:

buttfuckerletgo:

OH

MY

GOD

#FUNGII #DIS 4 U

iF MY HAT GROWS BY 4CM A MINUTE BUT DOES nOT INCREASE IN DIAMETRE AND ALSO YOUR hAIR GROWS SIDEWAYS BY 3.7CM A mINUTE AND alSO MY HAT CURVES AROUND bACK TO MY HEAD WHILE YOUR HAIR REACHES THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE WORLD IN 4 HOURS WHO WAS PHONE?

I hope this is the ENTIRETY of the game.

Nothing more, nothing less.

I am having a heart attack.

(Source: vondell-swain)

What I would give to have this be an actual special…

What I would give to have this be an actual special…

buzzfeed: Similarities between Arrested Development and The Godfather. With all due respect to the late great John Cazale, he was definitely the Buster of the Corleones. Oh, wow.

buzzfeed:

Similarities between Arrested Development and The Godfather. With all due respect to the late great John Cazale, he was definitely the Buster of the Corleones.

Oh, wow.