You're A Witch.

newsweek:

I really miss seeing this on TV you guys, just, setting adrift to the timeless pleasures of Tubular Bells and what not. What are some other commercials that non-defined our childhoods?

UPDATE: I called the phone number listed on the ‘Pure Moods’ infomercial. Seven rings. Eight rings. Nine rings. Nothing. They’ve sailed away forever. Two-day express delivery is no longer available. We’ve grown up.

UPDATE2: Somebody made a Pure Moods Spotify playlist. Fantastic! You know where I’ll be for next 45 minutes.

HOLY SHIT.