stfusexists: I sincerely recommend that you read the full article here. You will DIE! “Historically, women haven’t had much choice in relationships. If your father didn’t trade you for a cow, you applied for your withered maid license. When Papa died of Labours & Toils Disease, he left you a horsehair blanket and a large debt to the oppressive Lord Miseryshire. Your best hope was that this cruel noble would himself die, leaving his estate to a dashing son returned from the Indies to claim his due in heaving bosom.” This made my day.

stfusexists:

I sincerely recommend that you read the full article here.

You will DIE!

“Historically, women haven’t had much choice in relationships. If your father didn’t trade you for a cow, you applied for your withered maid license. When Papa died of Labours & Toils Disease, he left you a horsehair blanket and a large debt to the oppressive Lord Miseryshire. Your best hope was that this cruel noble would himself die, leaving his estate to a dashing son returned from the Indies to claim his due in heaving bosom.”

This made my day.

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    so worth clicking on that article. AMAZING!
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